Sunday, March 19, 2006

Sunday - Citrus Management


After a gruelling weekend of drunken debauchery, Citrus Management hit us with the force of a mugger in a dark alley. Many great moments but two stand out. Two freshers Paul Bell and Tom Taylor, suited up in orange, each sculling two litres of orange flavoured milk before putting full sized road cones on their heads and charging at each other head first and colliding with such force that it sent the whole crowd reeling. The laughter of the audience could not be contained and sights of the two writhing in agony on the ground enured there was not a dry seat around.
Secondly a strange tradition of Citrus, is the throwing of oranges at full force towards someone while they attempt to drink a bottle of orange juice. The first target Chris von Biel, after pscyhing up his attackers was hit by a bullet of a throw by Sinners in the mouth, causing deep lacerations to his top lip. This was followed by JD hitting him squarely above his genitals leaving a huge welt the size of an orange.
PAIN IS GLORY.....

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